Saturday, August 29, 2009

10 Questions I Ponder

Why do people ask questions when they really do not want the truth?
Why in body piercing jewelry does the gauge# get larger as the actual size gets smaller?
Why can't I have my cake and eat it too?
What is it about toasted Ravioli and Green Bean Casserole that gets Mid Westerners all excited?
What is the purpose of fingernails and toenails?
Why must it be so smelly to grow mushrooms?
Why is Velveeta allowed to be passed off as cheese? The same question applies for them individually wrapped slices of wax known as Kraft Singles?
Speaking of cheeses, who in the hell buys Limburger cheese anymore?
Why do so many parents hate Barney?
What is my obsession with Judge shows and Reality TV all about?

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